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Dropping by to show you all how damn cute my puppy is. He's 12.5 weeks old already gahhh time flies

This was taken this morning during our walk through the field. I ordered to to Sit and Wait while I took his photo. What a good puppy :)

He makes me so happy <3

Ohh and because I've been MIA for so long, I'll do a 10 facts (mostly cuz I have nothing better to do on this great easter sunday....)

1) Most people had the easter bunny bring them easter eggs this year... The easter bunny got me off work 4 hours earlier today haha

2) I love life right now. I have an amazing job (Vet assistant/receptionist at an animal hospital), I have amazing animals and an amazing boyfriend. Nothing really to complain about :)

3) Oh but a sad thing, I'm slowly getting out of reptiles... I used to own 7 snakes, I'm now down to 2 and I'm trying to convince myself to sell my beardie, Ollie :(

4) Clearly I'm too lazy to format these facts :)

5) Would you rather have Prime Rib or Turkey for dinner?

6) After this I gotta go feed my puppy lunch!!! hehe :)

7) I feeel really happy today, I don't know why haha especially since I got up at 8am on easter sunday.... meh lol

8) SUMMER IS ALMOST HEREEEEEEEE (These are barely facts about me....I'm just rambling...)

9) Shandi-Lee is going to do a room tour for me hehe ;) be jealous everyone

10) To be quite honest, I haven't seen my 7D in a few weeks... I miss it... My dad has it somewhere lmao

FML I'M SO BORED

update by Stuart

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The funeral went well on Monday. I'd even go so far as to say it was 'enjoyable'. It really was - seeing everything come together as you'd hoped, and seeing old friends and family too.

I got to meet my new great nephew - the delightfully cute Noah, aged just six months old. A new life. It's a cliche, I know, but babies at a funeral really ARE a comfort. I fell in love with him a little right there and then.

The canon who did the service was very good, and the music we chose to play worked perfectly, too. Happenstance had it that it was the same canon who did my dad's funeral ceremony four years ago: I'd never felt that that service did my dad justice - it left me feeling a bit hollow that we were all in such a state of shock we weren't able to string enough memories together to do my dad proud on the day he was buried. That was something that had haunted me a bit. So to have the same chap do my mum's funeral, and this time for it to go incredibly well with plenty of good celebratory stuff being said about both her and my dad was kind of a 'putting right' of that past mistake as well. We did them both proud.

It was the most glorious sunny spring day. Clear blue sky, cold air but warm afternoon sun on our backs. I could hear what at first I thought were skylarks singing somewhere off in the distance, but I think it was actually robins. Anyway, they sounded great as we stood there under the sun.

Signs. Ah yes, signs! Both natural and electric.

When we went to see my mum's body laying in the chapel of rest (not a great experience, I've gotta say) my brother asked her to show him a sign that there was some kind of afterlife, a sign that she could hear him and that was now okay and with dad.

I didn't know this until I pointed out that it looked like all the wind turbines in the distance that we were driving towards were standing stock still in silhouette, as though they were standing motionless out of respect for us on our difficult afternoon. That was when he pointed out he'd asked for some sign from mum, and we both remembered the turbines rotating as usual when we drove past them on the way there... My brother had never seen them standing still before. They looked so sombre, aware almost.

I said "okay, I'll have that then! ... and now I'm trying to dampen down my thought that it was probably just a little man underground throwing an 'off' switch ".

A few minutes later we came over the brow of a hill. Two red kites were soaring above us, riding the thermals from the valley. They drifted overhead - a pair of them - slow and majestic, circling, as we passed beneath them in the car. Ah, okay then. So here's my sign. Take that, doubting Thomas. Cheers mum.

Another pair circled above us as we drove over on the morning of the funeral as well. Low that time, looking very large.

: )

The other thing's been niggly electrics. My hot water tank at home has bust, and the ignition unit on my central heating boiler has broken down now, too. So it's been a bit chilly round here. Happily the boiier engineer has left me a fan heater to use today while we wait for a replacement part. Fixed on friday, hopefully.

The funeral director pointed out to us on the drive back that these odd things tend to come in threes. The third thing? The car which was supposed to drive me and my brother home from the funeral after we left the grave side went and broke down as well. The immobiliser wouldn't switch off. They'd never known that happen before. So there we were sitting in this car for five minutes, watching the guys completely befuddled as they tinkered with it. We ended up being driven home in the hearse.

It was a good day, and a powerful one, and I'm very glad that it is done. A significant weight feels like it's been lifted off.

I didn't really believe in an afterlife before, more a transference of energies into this great big web of life in which we all play a part. But things that have happened in the past week have made me change my mind. To be expected of course, as you get older and experience loss and need to try and make sense of it. However, it's now very much a comfort to me to think that there's the possibility of at least a 'knowing' afterwards, when you die.

Mum wanted my brother and I to be happy. She died knowing that I was. That makes me happy in itself. : )

I wish I had a room like this! by Kimberly Johnson

+ AWESOME GOD (Worship Forever 2021) - Michael W. Smith: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEZDuMGp3WY&list=RDsEZDuMGp3W...

+ Indian Guru Tries To Convince Gordon Ramsay To Be Vegetarian | Gordon's Great Escape (INFJ Male & ENTJ Male) (that’s some gay shit!): www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTmqHh28raI

+ Will Demps - Sensual Seduction (ENTP Male & INFJ Male [Snoop Dogg]): www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMC-1ai8-sI&list=RDLMC-1ai8-s...

[are you sure about that?]

+ my parents are broke. we barely have enough money to fill our fridge with food, but my mom thought it’d be a good idea to decorate the shit out of my room.

+ my parents are rich, we have a ton of money. my mom thinks this room could be bigger and she doesn’t think i have enough stuff in here. we need more stuff!

+ i have such a nice room, i wish we could travel more!

+ we travel a whole bunch, i still can’t stand my parents. all they do is bicker and argue. god, they need to fuck! (what if your parents aren’t actually physically, emotionally, or mentally attracted to eachother?)

+ i hate this room, i wanted the walls to stay white. why the hell did they paint it blue?

+ our housekeeper doesn’t give a shit, she wants her paycheck and leaves.

+ did the housekeeper steal my toy and give it to her kid? where did my cash go?

+ my housekeeper is like my mom (grandma). She’s always cared for me in a deep way. She’s easy to talk to and spends more time with me, than mom. Mom’s always at work, gossiping with “friends,” and busy shopping.

+ our housekeeper is sleeping with my dad. our gardener and pool boy is sleeping with mom.

+ my mom is filing for a divorce. he hits her, takes their money and gives it to others, lies to everyone that she does nothing for the family, kicks her out of the house [new pussy will take your place], doesn’t give her any credit [you don’t work], yells derogatory comments towards her, and is hypercritical. i wonder why she’d want to divorce such a fine gentleman? good thing she has a prenup!

+ why would your dad want to file for a divorce? it’s usually women who want a divorce.

+ my dad is filing for a divorce because he found a hotter, younger, thinner, lighter skinned female. they’re coworkers! they are going to run off into the sunset and live happily ever after. that’s fine, i’ll just stay here with our daughter while you make sweet love with your new partner. let’s see how long the honeymoon phase lasts? pagl. (obviously dad is horny as hell, the grass is greener on the other side, and comparison trap. my dad (ENTP African American) and step mom (ESTJ Caucasian) thinks they are going to be a power couple. that looks great on the outside, but it’s only a matter of time until they have an explosive fight too.)

+ imagine giving your husband 4 hours of sex one day and the next day another 2 hours, AND he still wants new pussy. how do you keep your dick hard for that long? how does your vagina take that much dick?

+ how many dicks have you taken? have you ever taken 2 dicks at once?

+ how many vaginas have you fucked? have you ever had more than one female at one time.

+ if you’ve been married for 10 years, your marriage is considered safe. the likelihood of a divorce is reduced.

+ my parents have been married for 25 years and got a divorce.

+ all my dad does is laugh, he doesn’t take anything seriously. he’s at work again (at least the bills are paid on time).

+ did i mention as of July 3, 2025, the U.S. National Debt stands at $36.2 trillion. Not saying it’s any one persons fault. Maybe it’s time we stop blaming eachother and take a good look at ourselves. what can we do now? (make your bed or don’t)

+ i pretend to like mom’s and try to make mom’s feel important. in reality, i hate my mom and want revenge!

+ i pretend to like my dad and try to make dad’s feel important. in reality, i hate my dad and want revenge!

+ i love my mom, she’s always been there for me. she my biggest supporter. she’s kind, gentle, knows how to budget, listens well, sticks up for me, believes in me, and is very generous. is it ok to have thoughts about having sex with her? (YES!)

+ i love my dad, he’s always protected, provided, made me laugh, is detail oriented, caring, kind, respectful to all, keeps his boundaries (knows when to draw the line). is it ok to have thoughts about having sex with him? (YES!)

+ NO, you cannot date that Black, Latino, Indian, Asian, African, Middle Eastern, or White man! I rather you date women! or me, your Mom! (which makes sense because you are more compatible)

+ NO, you cannot date that Black, Latino, Indian, Asian, African, Middle Eastern, or White man! I rather you date men! or me, your Dad! (which makes sense because you are more compatible)

+ my parents are very important people. their idea of taking care of me is throwing money at my face (not literally) (i’ll later become a stripper for a couple of months, in which then cash will be thrown at my feet).

+ my parents are never satisfied. my mom thinks her next degree will make her smarter and deserving of more respect. my dad has bought more properties than we can count. he believes he will get more respect for that.

+ we have too many cars at our house. i’m not sure when my dad will be happy? the upkeep is crazy. i swear he spends more time at the car mechanic shop, than with us. you can only drive one car at a time. the other cars just sit there and start breaking down. (unless your filthy rich and can get someone to start each car and put some miles on it.)

+ i’m gay!

+ i’m straight!

+ i’m fat!

+ i’m fat and gay!

+ i’m fat and straight!

+ i’m fat, gay, and a female!

+ i’m fat, gay, and a female! i’m a CEO of my own company. (no you cannot touch my tits, ass, or thighs) (who does he or she think he or she is?)

+ i’m a male CEO, show some respect. (no you cannot touch my tits, ass, or thighs) (who does he or she think he or she is?)

+ i hate that everyone calls me gay, i’m not fucking gay. shut the fuck up all of you!

+ i hate that everyone calls me straight, i’m not fucking straight. shut the fuck up all of you!

+ just because my parents are in a heterosexual marriage and have kids, doesn’t mean they’re straight.

+ just because my parents are in a homosexual marriage and have kids, doesn’t mean they’re gay. one of my dad’s needs better insurance and is going through some financial difficulties right now.

+ my parents tell me i’m fat every fucking day, i’m going to eat a damn cheeseburger right now. wanna come?

+ my parents tell me i’m fat every fucking day, i’m going to go on a diet. i may even throw up on purpose to loose weight faster. (the acid will come up and burn your esophageal lining, it’s a good idea not to do that) (says the person who watches porn) (you are beautiful, beauty comes from within. but i can’t convince you of that, you have to believe in yourself. You are worthy of love and positive attention. that love doesn’t necessarily come from another human being, because we are all flawed. what you love about someone one day, may be the very thing you can’t stand the next. no one person can COMPLETE you. you are already complete, someone can walk beside you and compliment you.)

+ my parents tell me i’m a slut every fucking day, i’ll eat that burger with you fatty, then i gotta go. i have an appointment with a dick and/or vagina that needs sucking and fucking.

+ um, i’m married now. i don’t do that shit anymore. i found JESUS and i’m a changed person God damn it! i don’t even know why i need to convince you of anything, y’all are stupid as fuck 😂. i don’t care about what you think of me. does this dress make me look fat?

+ my mom is broke and has no class.

+ my mom is broke but willing and ready to learn. she wants to learn manners, become more cultured, educated, understanding, kind, is curious, questions everything (starting with herself). she’s still a whore! (i USED to be a whore God damn it!) (fine, if you’re going to call me a whore at least call me a GOOD FOR NOTHING FAT WHORE)

+ did i tell you i was a big time whore but then found Jesus and now i’m straight! Jesus healed me! my family was broke for awhile but then we worked our asses off and saved money. we have no debt! [we didn’t need Dave Ramsey, we’re just Chinese like that] [side note: not all Chinese people know how to save money]. we’re not as broke as we used to be. but it depends who asks. we don’t give handouts! (unless you are a NEW PUSSY, then maybe my husband will fuck you) (i’ll be filing for a divorce in a few years).

+ my mom is broke but willing and ready to learn. she wants to learn manners, become more cultured, educated, understanding, kind, is curious, questions everything (starting with herself). she’s still acts like a NUN! (look, i wear designer name brand dresses ok!) (fine, i’ve only had one partner my whole life, sue me!) (maybe 2 partners?, don’t tell your husband. he may get pissed that you weren’t a virgin when he fucked you on your marriage night.)

+ my mom is an attention whore. if anything is remotely about her, she freaks out. she thinks she is the center of the universe.

+ my dad is always showing off. he’s insecure as fuck. he thinks because everyone claps for him, they are truly on his side. as soon as he can’t perform anymore, watch how many of his “fans” head for the hills. (fine, i guess we’ll never do anything significant. we’ll all just sit on our asses and watch TV all fucking day! [it’s called YouTube now]) (make me a sandwich bitch, bring me a beer, clean the house, why are you so damn slow?, am i getting some tonight or not?, have you cooked anything yet?)

+ my mom thinks being a dentist is the most important thing in life. we’re all secondary to her career. what will she do once she realizes her patients aren’t her friends? it’s a good thing she’s broke and homeless. did i mention she’s a bus driver now? [no gift card for you, my husband gave them all away to his mistresses].

+ my mom thinks all that matters is turning me into a MOM. i don’t want to get married and have kids. why the hell would i want to cook, clean, do laundry, talk to a dog all day [my dad], my mom is loud as hell and talks so much, all she does is gossip and give money to her family members when we barely have anything. she’s busy impressing the family and has high expectations of her children, while not doing a whole lot herself constructively as a Mom. Which then makes me not really appreciate motherhood. Growing up with my family was stressful as hell, there was never any peace. i still listened to my parents; got married and had kids. i like 2 of them (INTP girl [DDS] and INTP boy), but the FAT one can go to hell (she’s useless, talks a lot of nonsense, and i’m still wondering if she’s a DENTIST yet!).

+ my mom is a dentist and i work for her as a dental assistant. she says we don’t have enough money already [it’s never enough for her]. she encouraged me to go massage other dentists during my lunch breaks (she has a list of favorites). she knows dentists are very tired physically and says i’m still young and have plenty of energy [mei mei gives a hell of a massage, she’s got good hands!]. they give me cash for my services. [my dad yelled at her once he found out what she told me to do] [note: my mom is a good dentist but not the brightest in other areas of life].

+ we have a ton of money, big houses, nice cars, clothes, can get whatever the fuck we want to eat, can go on fancy vacations, have a ton of friends (we’re super POPULAR!), and i’m still stressed out. there is no peace or harmony here.

+ my name Jaslin Tsai and i very gentle and kind. i have size 4 waistline, nice hair, cute face, skin as white as snow, and I’m a virgin [at least my future husband will think so]. i vegetarian. i never scream, yell, or shout. i am perfect match for Bronson O. Johnson (African American ENTP). did i mention i come from Taiwan. i will make good wife for him, i am very submissive. (when reality hits and she’s a BIIIIIIITTTTTTTCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH) (my mother-in-law never really liked or accepted me)

+ my parents claim they don’t argue about anything, i would beg to defer. the house is a mess (literally and figuratively).

+ my mom is rich and still has no class. she’s ghetto as fuck! (that goes for Black and White people)

+ my mom is so dramatic and hypersensitive.

+ my mom hasn’t read a book in years, she’s stupid as fuck. (watch your mouth, young lady!)

+ my dad takes things too seriously, he’s such a clean freak. (he’s neat and organized)

+ my dad’s piss drunk right now, vomiting in the bathroom. i gotta go.

+ y’all have a dad? where can i get one of those? do they sell that at Target or Walmart?

+ my dad died, when i was 19 years old. my whole life changed. i’ve learned and grown a lot since then.

+ my dad passed away when i was a baby (INTJ). i wish i got to spend some time with him. i don’t have any memories with him. My mom raised my sister (INTP) and i for as long as possible. We’re Asian and our mom remarried a Caucasian man. he helped raise us.

+ i have a dad, but we’re still waiting on the DNA test results to see if he’s really my biological dad. my mom’s kinda a whore.

+ my dad is a male gigolo.

+ my mom is a stripper. she’s the bread earner of the house.

+ i’m being raised by a single mom.

+ i’m being raised by a single dad.

+ i have this room and i’m still wheelchair bound.

+ i have this room and i still have autism.

+ i have this room and i still have down syndrome.

+ i have this room and i still have MS.

+ i have this room and i’m still STUPID.

+ i have this room and i’m still USELESS.

+ i have this room and i still want pussy.

+ i have this room and i still want dick.

+ i have this room and i still want dick and pussy.

+ my mom's a perfectionist. our home is like a monastery/hotel. i hate and like that.

+ my dad's a perfectionist. our home is like a monastery/hotel. i hate and like that.

+ my mom's so messy. our home is disorganized. i hate and like that.

+ my dad's so messy. our home is disorganized. i hate and like that.

+ i have this room and did i ever tell you i watched a video of a dog fucking a woman! i also saw a video of a man fucking a female dog! WOW!

+ my parents gave all our money to the church, now we’re broke as fuck. they are big show offs. the church is still ungrateful. no matter how much we gave, they were never satisfied (discontentment). if we gave a little (members of the church would make fun of us for being cheap and poor). if we gave a lot (members of the church would make fun us for being show offs and acting too proud).

+ my parents are pastors, not sure why we need all these bells and whistles. in fact, they have multiple churches. it’s too much in my opinion. they never have any time for me and their relationship is like a business. it’s annoying watching all the women [men too] flirt with my dad (they are all OBSESSED with him). guys [girls too] flirt with my mom and it’s annoying. i do get a ton of cash, stuff, delicious food, vacations, a good insurance plan, car, a paid off house, etc. there’s always something to be grateful for.

+ my friends are always comparing themselves to me and jealous of what i have. if i give them a little, they are ungrateful. if i give them a lot, they are still ungrateful (they want MORE because according to them, they DESERVE what’s mine).

+ i don’t know why anyone would like a fat, stupid, broke, chink bitch? she’s a HOUSEWIFE for Christ sakes!

+ i like sharing, it makes me feel good inside. i’m grateful for what God has given me and i try my best to be a good steward of that. i know we are all interconnected. i do what i can, when i can, if i can. no pressure.

+ my parents gave a bunch of money to nonprofit organizations, i’m not sure what they did with the money. did it even go to the orphans and hungry kids?

+ my parents are Asian and they are racist.

+ my parents are Black and they are racist.

+ my parents are White and they are racist.

+ my parents are European and they are racist. Europeans were slaves to other Europeans, too.

+ my parents are Latino and they are racist.

+ my parents are Indian and they are racist.

+ my parents are African and they are racist.

+ my parents are Indian and are racist towards other Indians.

+ my parents are Chinese and they are racist towards other Asians. there is a hierarchy of Asians [Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai, Indonesian, Malaysian, Vietnamese, Filipino, Cambodian, etc.]

+ my dad won’t let me date a Japanese man, but he loves Japanese women. how is that fair? (your dad wants to secretly marry you, lock you in the basement, and never let you see the light of day).

+ i have this room and my Aunt is still jealous as fuck of me. My Uncle got her from the village of [fill in the blank]. She thinks i have it all. She calls me spoiled all the time. Gossips about me, which is annoying as fuck. Then expects us to take her out to eat and buy her shit. Which my parents will do, because they are people pleasers.

+ i’m emo, leave me the fuck alone. i hate all of you. i don’t even want to talk to you right now. the only reason why you’re here is because my parents are paying you to psychoanalyze me. (we’re all crazy and your parents need psychoanalysis too. it’s easier for them to blame a child. they rather throw their kids under a bus, than to grow up themselves and take responsibly for their own actions.) (i’m still glad you’re here, since your parents are forcing you to be here. let’s make the most of this time.)

+ my dad comes into my room at night and touches me inappropriately.

+ my mom comes into my room at night and touches me inappropriately.

+ my dad and mom come into my room at different times and touch me inappropriately.

+ my dad used to rape me and rate my performance. he logged it into a book. he also filmed me. later, we found out he raped my cousins too (girl and boy). is it wrong to be turned on by that? when my husband and i have sex, i think of my dad.

+ my mom filed for a divorce and then my dad lost his mind. my parents are both completely nuts. he’s worked his whole life as a doctor (he’s a good provider. but i don’t feel physically safe with him because he broke my trust, he’s a liar and a cheat). my mom is very important; she’s the leader of the mom’s group in our neighborhood, volunteers a lot at our school, and has the nicest outfits. we have a huge house and nice cars. they fight every day and are so loud. it can get violent.

+ when my dad has sex with my mom, he’s thinking about his student (daughter, little sister, and best friend).

+ when my mom has sex with her husband, she’s thinking about her Professor (i’m also a doctor) (they may or may not have had sex when she was 18 in Toronto (Older Caucasian Professor and European Caucasian Student), at Marymount University [Older Caucasian Sociology Professor], and at New York University [Older Caucasian Public Speaking Professor]) (she’s got daddy issues).

+ i’m scared of the dark, so i sleep with my dad. sometimes i feel his hard dick rub against my arm. he enjoys cuddling with me (i’m in 8th grade and yes, i still sleep with my dad).

+ my mom gets annoyed if i ask her where she got the candles from (she cares deeply for me) (my daughter is very ungrateful, angry, jealous, has a potty mouth, listens to bad music, and is a BIG FAT SLUT!).

+ my mom acts like a dude, she gets offended if i say that to her (she’s hypersensitive, with a touch of OCD.) (my mom won’t even let me say the word “freaking!” it resembles the word FUCKING! something she does not do with my dad).

+ there are women in other countries who don’t have access to clean water (they have to walk for miles to a well and then carry a bucket of water back to their village [while carrying a child]). my mom just threw a fit about the brand of water dad purchased. she doesn’t like Dasani, she wants FIJI!

+ my dad and mom are first cousins. we like to keep it in the family! that’s why my brother (he’s a dentist, graduated from NYUCD) and i don’t want to have children. we are Chinese and our partners are Caucasian.

+ my dad has a gambling problem, he gambled away thousands of dollars at the casino.

+ my mom has a gambling problem, she gambled away thousands of dollars at the casino.

+ hi, i’m a caucasian female and i’d like to say “please show some respect to your elders.”

+ our house is paid off and we have a couple of properties.

+ our house is paid off and we have a couple of properties. please don’t tell anyone, people out here only like you if they think you have shit. (funny thing about that is, whether you have money or not, people are still people and will be unhappy pieces of shit for all the days of their life.) (you told me to be vulnerable, is this vulnerable enough!)

+ we are renting this house. we may move into a smaller or even larger home, who knows?

+ we can’t afford this house, our family is so deep in debt but my mom doesn’t want to let go of a fantasy she has in her mind. she’s always comparing herself to others.

+ my mom thinks the louder she speaks, it will make a point and confirm her existence.

+ my mom speaks loudly and badly because her mom was quieter and never spoke up.

+ my mom doesn’t say much and is quieter, because every time she said anything, it was considered inappropriate or unnecessary.

+ my mom thinks taking a vow of silence (giving dad the silent treatment) will make a point and confirm her existence.

+ my mom has tiny breasts and i’ve always liked laying on her chest.

+ my mom has huge breasts and i’ve always liked laying on her chest.

+ my mom is gentle and kind. i’m into that kinda shit.

+ i’m not going to compliment my daughter or say anything positive to her because then she’ll get a big head. i rather her have low self esteem or none at all so she can live with mommy all the days of her life. she’s my kutta!

+ my parents have explosive fights. They throw lamps at eachother. My dad held a gun to my grandpa’s head (for simply existing) [INFP grandpa raised a daughter who will become “something” and pay all the families bills. he couldn’t make enough money to sustain the family. grandma likes things and wants to give money to her family members, to impress them.] [note: a word to the wise, make sure your finances are squared away before helping others. no matter how much you give to certain family members or friends, it will never be enough. they will always want more and demand it!]

+ my daughter is seeing a Physiologist right now (she’s very sick). Anyways, i want her to become a Lawyer and get married, and have babies for me. Then I will show her more respect, kindness, listen, be more attentive (talk less), genuinely care, take her feelings seriously, not scream so loudly, not pick at her flaws (do they really have to be seen as flaws?), not take myself so seriously, not be JEALOUS of my neighbor (friends and family), not gossip, and be more at peace. I will be the most important part of their lives! I will visit them all the time, call them every day, cook for them, bring them gifts, and pit the family against themselves. This will make me look like the heroine! Kim, you always look so sick and tired. We need help in the special needs department, maybe you can volunteer more (this will keep her out of trouble). i know you told me your mom is dentist (but she’s still stupid and i haven’t seen her around the house lately, it must mean she’s mad at you or you stole from her. i know you said your dad was air pilot but i don’t believe that, i bet he’s an employee at 7-11. my husband will look at you in disgust, he’s very important and busy. none of my kids want to talk to you. i know you said hi to my daughter and son, they just roll their eyes and run into the house (hoping you don’t exist), never mind you gave us a shit load of things and money.) (Brenda took a family picture for them y’all! INFP Brenda is now Sameera’s BEST FRIEND. Kim has been replaced that quickly.)

+ I’m a Veterinarian and a Mom! My husband is Caucasian and we have 4 kids. I know it all. I have two offices. I live in a BIG house in the middle of nowhere. My patient (who also looks like my cousin) (i told you i’m Vietnamese, not Korean. You look Korean, no you look Korean!) is acting very strange online (she’s posting www.desiringgod.org quotes). That’s freaking my biological family members out, I’m going to look at my patient like she’s bat shit crazy and doubt every word she says. I’m glad she pays all her bills in a timely manner. There are other careers out there, like Dentistry!

+ hi, I’m Dr. Maryann Kan FAGD MAGD, i too have 2 clinics. we don’t live in a large house, but we own a few properties. my husband is dead now (i didn’t really pay any attention to him while he was alive, VERY BUSY! GOTTA GO! ER’S! but now that’s he’s dead i’m at his grave site every weekend. my daughter is stupid, she never visits his grave. she doesn’t care about her dad or I.)

+ i think everyones doing the best they can. try not to compare yourself to others (even though your parents are). focus on what you can do. no matter how small that action may seem. making your bed and organizing your room is important. reducing the amount of clutter in your room is a helpful start. by clearing up your space, you can slowly start to clear the clutter in your mind. start with YOUR room first. don’t touch anyone else’s room, unless they have given you access.

+ hi!

+ my parents are super easy going, they laugh at everything. life is a complete joke to them.

+ oh look, the dooms day crew is here!

+ my parents are too serious. they are always stressed and angry.

+ my mom is skinny, she works out so much. her diet is incredibly healthy. she still doesn’t think she’s pretty. i think she’s beautiful. but i can’t convince her of that. i hope one day she realizes that YES, your physical appearance is important. but your spirit is just as important. (i bet you her mom said a bunch of shit to her as a kid. maybe her mom passed away when she was young or her mom was alive physically but dead spiritually. your mom did her best, she could only help you as much as she understood herself.)

+ my mom is skinny, she eats a balanced diet. she has a healthy love for herself. she enjoys her own company and doesn’t have very high expectations. she observes negative self talk. she accepts that it’s ok to sit with your sad, mad, frustrated, scared, horny feelings. you don’t need to judge these feelings, just allow them to be. sitting with your feelings is ok. it gives you time to heal. you will not continue with the same feeling all the time, humans go through ups, downs, and in between. the problem lies, when we don’t allow ourselves enough time to process our emotions. we start purchasing stuff left and right, watching porn, sleeping with random people, overeating, gossiping to feel better about ourselves, work ourselves silly, the next vacation will complete me, the next Yelp review will fulfill me, the next partner will be my heaven, etc.

+ my mom is fat, she never works out. her diet is horrible. she’s miserable. always sad, cries a lot. hypersensitive, i say one damn thing and she flips out. meanwhile, she talks so much shit and it’s ok for her to do so in her book because she’s the ADULT (if she’s feeding you, clothing you, and has put a roof over your head; i’d keep my mouth shut till you can do so on your own). she’s always wanting stuff from others. thinks those who have money should give her what’s theirs. doesn’t know how to organize her time wisely, she’s always late. the house is a mess. it’s disorganized and smells. she has no idea how to budget. as soon as she gets any money, she spends it and then some. the grass is greener on the other side and she wants what others have without thinking about how they got it. all she does is want want want, WITHOUT giving giving giving! she’s jealous and angry.

+ my mom doesn’t like it when i talk, she doesn’t like that i have a voice. (why don’t you be a good girl, sit at home, study, and BE QUIET!)

+ my mom says i don’t talk enough, she forces me to talk to everyone. ugh! (you should have MORE friends hunny)

+ my mom is good enough, but she doesn’t think so. she’s still trying to prove her existence at this very moment. (um, it’s called CREATIVE WRITING)

+ my mom doesn’t like to be questioned, she gets offended easily. (um, yes and no. you have the right to ask questions, it’s a free country. but also your questions are a bit offensive, off putting, and RUDE) (no wonder you don’t have any friends.)

+ my mom rather be alone and lonely, than lonely with someone. don’t you hate it when you’re at a party and there’s a ton of people around you, yet you still feel so alone. like nobody will ever fully understand you. (me too!)

+ my dad is angry. his dad never showed him how to express his emotions in a positive way. it’s ok to be angry, we all get angry. it’s an emotion, and all humans go through a list of different emotions (we are not robots). if someone hits (picks) on you, it’s normal to feel angry. if someone steals from you, it’s normal to feel angry. if someone betrays your trust, it’s normal to feel angry. if someone comes at you with anger, you can accept their feeling. you don’t have to change them, you do not control others. you do have control over yourself and may respond with kindness and gentleness. sometimes, that doesn’t work, in which you may have to respond anger with anger. you can also balance kindness, gentleness, and being stern at the same time. behind anger is sadness, hurt, and pain. when people do negative and hurtful things, it’s not so much you. they are battling themselves (battlefield of the mind).

+ my mom is moody. her feelings are all over the place. she has no idea how to manage her emotions and self soothe. she’s always waiting for someone else to “save her.” Super Man will come and save her day! i’m a kid, apparently it’s my job to make her happy and elevate her mood. (we are all responsible for our own happiness) (you cannot control anyone, it’s tough enough to control yourself).

+ my mom did everything she could to fight for her relationship with her husband. she tried being a good wife and mom. they dated for many years before they got married. once they were married and had 4 kids, my dad got bored. he wanted her to be the same person she was back in the day. his idea of helping the family was to bring a bunch of 25 year olds to the house and let them dictate orders to my mom. he also messed around with a bunch of females in our neighborhood, including our 4th house neighbor. he gave them gift cards, cash, “free” food, and gifts. when they demanded more, he listened and gave it to them. thinking more with his penis. did i mention he is proud and has a heightened sense of self?

+ my mom demands i take her out to eat. when i do, she later complains she’s gained too much weight from eating out. then demands i cook her a home cooked meal. in which then she complains again, that she got diarrhea from my cooking. (that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen).

+ my mom demands i take her out to eat, then says she’ll get the check the next time around. 6 meals later, i’ve been paying for it all. next time never came around.

+ my mom is lonely as fuck (daddy and mommy issues), she wants company. so she eats out with her friends for comfort and pays for their meals. even after spending time with her friends, she still feels lonely. the lunch turns into a therapy session. she feels completely, emotionally drained by the end of the meal. (so you gave your friends a free meal and free therapy?)

+ when my mom and dad have sex, she thinks about all the different guys that fucked her before she got married. that can’t be easy for my dad. he also knew she was a whore before they got married. they broke up 100 times, while dating. she encouraged him to leave her alone and to date other women. he continued pursuing the relationship anyways. they have a love and hate relationship. [It’s Year 2022, they are married and a bunch of thirsty bitches are showing up at our door. my dad decided to do everything they said. our switches, gift cards, cash, and toys went missing. he continued blaming mom for everything that was wrong in their relationship. saying things like “she has Alzheimer's and needs a brain scan.” claiming it’s his house and she should get the fuck out (you may want to check the records before assuming anything). Mom wanted to get The Ring Security System installed, but Dad was unhappy about that (YES, we have it in our budget to get The Ring Security System). There was a huge fight about that too].

+ hi, I'm Bronson Johnson (INTP & ENTP) and I'm Kim's first African American boyfriend. I may or may not have taken Kim away from INFP Phil (and INTP Yoshi). The last time I checked, Phil liked men and Kim's trying not to suck so much pussy anymore. She's bisexual. I think I can change her mind, we'll work on it. We never had a real relationship, it was all made up. 4 kids and a dog later, i'm going to cheat on her with any of the stupid thirsty bitches out there. (this is exactly why i don't have a joint account and hide my shit all over the place) Once a nigger, always a nigger. Once a chigger, always a chigger. It's CHINK, STUPID! I used to be GAY and like men, but Kim changed me. I was her project, now I like bisexuals.

+ hi, I’m Michael P. (ENTP) and I’m Polish Canadian. I’m one of Phil’s best friends and the three of us enjoy hanging out with one another. We like exploring Toronto, Canada together. Kim is not generous at all and really doesn’t care about anyone but herself. She is very mean. [side note: i never used Kim as much as Phil did. She keeps giving and he keeps taking. I know exactly how much to take before she will start to get bitter. This is one of the reasons why she has more respect for me. ESFJ Uncle Paul can confirm that [Police Officer and Real Estate Agent] [We interrupt Kim K.’s fantasy love story with her marrying a black man and having 4 beautiful children, cute dog!] While Phil is working at the Toronto Science Center, Kim and I spend time together. We enjoy eachothers company. She likes that i’m blond, blue eyed, tall, educated (i’m a student at The University of Toronto), down to earth (my family doesn’t have as much money as hers), i pretend to care, know how to make her smile (laugh), annoy her, i’m not clingy at all, she loves that I’m gay [i’m a LESBIAN!], i’m not that religious (i ask her questions outside the Catholic Church), and i have a very small penis (wait, i thought what i saw was a vagina). Your ISFJ Popo is so cute, is she still playing Mahjong with INFP Euoween Popo? does INFP Euoween Popo still asking for handouts continuously and send you on guilt trips? Don’t forget, she made you a dish of chicken cabbage [yup, and we gave her thousands of dollars for it]. Kim K. [grandma] and I have mind blowing sex. Wait, how can we be grandparents while still being teenagers? Later, I introduce her to a friend (he’s Faculty at The University of Toronto). She’ll probably meet me a whole bunch; for the rest of her life, again and again and again.

+ hi, i'm Philip Liang (INFP) (Pakistani Chinese Canadian) and am Gavin Yeh's (Pakistani Chinese Canadian) Best Friend. Now that Gavin was stupid enough to break Kim's heart, I will take it from here. I know i'm not as good looking but can sweet talk her, make her feel sorry for me, and write poetic love letters to woo her. don't ask me for any money, my family is broke. i can tutor you in Math online. i will send you handmade pop up cards and sketch beautiful artwork as gifts. i may even send you a rock that reminds me of you. you'll then come to Toronto (empty handed, Kim never gave me a thing) where we will have our first kiss under a tree in front of Stephanie Yen's (INFP) Apartments. it was very sloppy and wet, we'll have to practice some more. i'll suck the shit out of your pussy, while also finger fucking you. could you wash your mouth and dick a bit better, it kinda smells. i think you need better soap and body wash. we'll have a long distance relationship for an unknown period of time. my dad (Robert P. Kan) and i are sharing a hotel room in Toronto, Canada. he’s attending a funeral and once he’s back we’ll be going to a wedding together (my INTJ Chinese Canadian cousin Betty is marrying an INTP Jewish man). phil and i have lunch while my dad is out, then we head to the hotel. we figured we could have sex before my dad came back to the hotel. in the middle of our sex session, my dad started opening the door (he forgot something). we were not freaking out at all. good thing i had all the locks bolted, which bought us some time and he quickly put on his clothes. he pretended he was taking a nap, because it was so hot outside. i was still naked (put a towel around me) and acted like i was about to take a shower. my dad was pissed and screamed at the both of us. he could only give us a short lecture (he had to run back to the funeral), but told us to stay at the hotel so he could finish scolding us. good thing, Phil looks like an innocent, kind, gentle, smart guy who would never have sex till marriage. we'll call eachother while I'm in New York and you in Australia. Even when you are dating your ISFJ Taiwanese girlfriend with a thin waistline (who mostly wants your nonexistent money, you're still a Dental Student) you'll ask me to marry you again and again. You tell me that you will break up with your girlfriend right now; we could get engaged and continue right where we left off. you like that i never ask you for anything and any money you do have goes straight to your dental school student loans. i'll visit you in Australia, where you'll fuck the shit out of me. our relationship was so traumatic and toxic, you now like men. i'm so glad you came out of the closet! Gay Lives Matter!

+ hi, I'm Gavin Yeh (ENFP) and could you show me a titty or something on the camera. baby, i want my name tatted on your ass. it doesn't have to be large font, it can be in small font. more cushion for the pushin'. i love rap music and playing basketball. let's have sex in the bathroom stall. i have to break up with you because i found an ISFJ Filipino Canadian chick with a thin waistline (in reality, he's always horny and i live in The States. new pussy is always better than old pussy!) My Mom, Rita Yeh [INFJ] is still wondering if we can get married because your family has money, you're a nice girl, and already part of the family. Gavin is Keenan Kan's (INFJ) first cousin. Kimberly Kan is also Keenan's first cousin, but Gavin and Kim are not cousins. Frankly, I'm tired of listening to Gavin talk about how much he loves your vagina. Kim, for the 800th time, you are not that fat and he loves your ass. [note: proceed with great caution. you will be replaced.]

+ hi, i’m Kalia Sokos and i’m a STEP MOM! When i was a student at Bishop Ireton High School, I sucked 2 Latino men’s dicks at the back of Richard Byrd Library in Springfield, VA. Now I’m married to an older man with kids and i’m rich! look at how important i am. I was super cool at BI, smoked, did horribly in school, was a cheerleader [ESFP], dated an African American basketball player [ESTP], and was a server at Milano's Family Restaurant in Springfield, VA (Kim is a horrible tipper. Um, we gave you $2,000 worth of free Dental Care). I’m Greek, blonde (she dyes her hair), light skinned, and have pretty eyes (nice eyelashes). We’re seconds away from making a porno. I’m a beautiful fucking person you dip shits. Did you guys make your beds yet? Your Dad needs to buy me more shit or else! (ESTP Mr. Sokos & ESFP Mrs. Sokos) (INFJ Harry Sokos & Maxie The Yorkie [aka Kim K.] [ran over by The Olson’s van because they let Maxie run freely around Julian Street without a leash or any supervision.) (it’s very loud at The Sokos’s house, dad is always yelling at mom, and mom yells back crying hysterically at kids and around Julian street. they burned down their kitchen because Mrs. Sokos was juggling too much at one time.) (The Kan’s have Mercedes [S500 and C320], so now we need to also get Mercedes and Jaguars. Dr. Kan can you please give us good deals on dental work and by good deals, i mean free.)

+ INTP Laura Olson [Irish American], ISFJ Kate Olson [Irish American], INFJ Sarah Olson [Irish American] [not born yet], INFJ Harry Sokos [Greek American] [Tree House Dad], Kim K. [Tree House Mom], and ESFP Kalia Sokos will just be playing house outside on the tree in front of The Kan's House in Springfield, VA (which has now been taken down). What is up with ISFJ Cathy Peed? She's 1/2 Caucasian and 1/2 Filipino. Why does she keep stealing everyones shit and then lying about it? It's gotta be a disorder or something. Hey everyone, feel bad that her mom died. Kim's just mad because we all saw INFJ Jason Scheel from Bishop Ireton High School enter The Kan's house from the backdoor. Her parents were out on vacation and they told us to watch over her and the home. He was trying to run inside quickly, but Kim didn't know we saw him. I think he was at her house to study the bible. They must have been planning on starting an online bible website.

+ WHAT!? [African American Woman at Chantilly, VA Dollar Tree] (she’s not rude at all. she’s very respectful, kind, gentle, generous, beautiful, has a lovely spirit, hard working, never gossips, doesn’t think you owe her anything, loves to share, volunteers, doesn’t ask for handouts, loves to cook, never asks you for a thing, doesn’t stare at your husbands dick, isn’t thirsty, very educated, eloquent, funny, has a great sense of humor, not sarcastic, black lives don’t matter!, nuck if you buck is not her favorite song, encouraging, optimistic, believes you are enough, loves children, doesn’t compare herself to anyone else, and believes the world is big enough for all of us to win at something).

+ hi, i’m Uncle Mark (INTP) (Pakistani Chinese American) and a Dentist. I was rude and mean to Kimberly Kan at a dinner party in Toronto, Canada [ESFJ Aunty Florence’s House]. I made fun of her for not knowing what the capital of Virginia was (it’s MIAMI right!). I spoil my daughter and son rotten and still make fun of Kim for being spoiled (she’s an only child) (#onlychildrenarepoepletoo). She was a kid. (i have no idea why this uncle is so mean and is making fun of me. i’m already overweight and the kids at St. Bernadette’s Elementary make fun of me [Isabel is a bully. i do like mixing ketchup and mayo together.] INTP Uncle Glenn is hotter! (INTJ MD Aunty's Husband) [my INTP Filipino American crush Albert Nomarosa makes fun of my weight too. He’s always been more attracted to Maggie Dressel and her blonde hair, blue-ish eyes, and thin waistline.]. Now my Uncle’s here making fun of the fact that i’m STUPID too.) (it’s ok, i look different now at Bishop Ireton High School and Albert N. and I meet again at ENTP Maggie Dressel’s House Party. Where you will gyrate on my ass in the dark to loud music. Yes, your dick is hard and you’re touching me all over the place with my clothes on. I see something over there, i gotta go. INFP Liz (Caucasian American) (Maggie’s Best Friend) will take it from here! I’m at AP Biology in Bishop Ireton High School, and now you’re an INTP Japanese American teenager. You’re going to fuck the shit out of my pussy at your Dad’s townhouse [your mom abandoned the family, your sisters in College, and your INFJ Dad is at work]. Aunty Jane (INTJ) is very important, knows it all, and won’t give her husband any pussy. Uncle Mark (INTP) is sexually frustrated and is not allowed to say a damn thing to Aunty Jane without her putting him down immediately. She’s the man of the house, which is why i need space from her. Thanks Kim for telling everyone my business. I later met an INTP Indian American man at a club in Miami, in which he gyrated all over my ass too. I don’t mind (www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbUBMklQSVU&list=RDSbUBMklQSV...). Then another INTP Haitian American man (looks more Ethiopian) at NYUCD. I don’t find him attractive at all, we never had sex, he’s stupid, has a small penis, never pissed on me, and is NOT a Dentist. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDq3fNew1rU&list=RDtDq3fNew1r...

+ my name is Crystal (INFJ), and i hate that my mom is a psychiatrist. yes, i’m married to an INTP Jewish Man. he’s quiet and keeps to himself. all my mom fucking does is psychoanalyze my dad, brother, i, and the rest of our immediate family all day! she thinks she’s god’s gift to man because she has fancy degrees behind her name. she is well known in the Psychology department (as Uncle Peter [INFP] has repeatedly told you). i still sleep walk! she’s not as proud of you as you think, more jealous and has a need for popularity. are we going to get lunch or what? yea yea yea, we’re SPOILED! and obviously my Dad wants my pussy. It’s softer, gentler, more real, understanding, more submissive, and follow directions well. i told you i was a daddy’s girl.

+ my name is Dr. Jane Kou (INTJ) (Pakistani Chinese American) and I’m a Psychiatrist. I’m Kim K.’s Aunt. My husband, Mark and I are separated. He’s an INTP Dentist. Dr. Maryann Kan DDS FAGD MAGD (INTJ) and her husband Robert P. Kan (ESFJ) need couples therapy. I mentioned this while visiting The Kan Family in Virginia, and Maryann threw a fit. She kicked me out of the house. Robert drove me to the airport. Kim is a very nice girl, she’s always been a good daughter and does listen to her parents. Kim has SOCIAL ANXIETY! (it’s a free country, i can say that can’t i?) (when did you start liking black men? i would have picked the white guy.)

+ funded by Dr. Maryann Kan DDS FAGD MAGD (and Dr. Jordan Bernt Peterson, Clinical Psychologist) [ENTP Caucasian Male & INTJ Pakistani Chinese American Female]

+ i farted! (i can smell it from here)